FyreflyzBlaze: Sephiroth's crotch & Riku's ass. Suddenly my day got a bit brighter.
[kieki]: she was trying to get him to jump so that she could see it. sorta like male panty shots or whatnot.
FyreflyzBlaze: .........I can't decide whether I'm more amused or disturbed.
[kieki]: i'm disturbed, you can be amused
FyreflyzBlaze: Disturbed & Amused--the two dwarfs that didn't make it.
[kieki]: I'm imagining little dwarf things screeching and punching Legolas' kneecaps.
FyreflyzBlaze: Add in Co-Admin as Horny, & you have an even ten dwarves.
[kieki]: we need a picture of that
FyreflyzBlaze: ......you would punch a beautiful piece of elvage?
[kieki]: only to bring him down to my height
[kieki]: he doesn't need to walk
FyreflyzBlaze: But if you destroy his knees, how can he get down on them & fellate Aragorn?
[kieki]: .....aragorn diiiiiiiirrrrrty
FyreflyzBlaze: His face, maybe. But the rest of him is probably fairly clean.
[kieki]: "I like your mom" by Bouncing Souls just popped up on winamp.
[kieki]: *smooch winamp*
FyreflyzBlaze: Did you read my HellJay?
[kieki]: the pillow?
FyreflyzBlaze: Not -quite- what I had in mind when I wanted to sleep with Legolas, but it's something.
[kieki]: you wanted a full size body pillow?
FyreflyzBlaze: I was hoping for a full-sized elf, complete with all the accessories.
[kieki]: dangly bits and sparkly thong
FyreflyzBlaze: .........sparkly thong? Wow, even my imagination never furnished him with one of those.
[kieki]: Interpretive Elf Dancing. It's tradition, thong and all.
FyreflyzBlaze: ......................well, that's a nice mental image.
FyreflyzBlaze: For that, I give you the Mental Image of Arien naked with a guitar.
FyreflyzBlaze: Suddenly my brain pops out the idea of Mental Image Trading Cards.
[kieki]: *leers at Arien*
FyreflyzBlaze: "I'll trade you my Legolas In Thong for your Naked Arien With A Guitar!"
FyreflyzBlaze: A: .......um.
[kieki]: *LEER* C'mere, Aunty's got a present for you.
FyreflyzBlaze: A: !!!!!!!!!!!!
FyreflyzBlaze: A: *edges away*
[kieki]: Cricket politely taps the player on the shoulder. Excuse me, MINE. Er, half mine.
[kieki]: Cricket leers.
FyreflyzBlaze: Admin was thinking in the car today about what sort of Christmas presents Arien would get for Cricket & Morgan. *snerks* And being the sick little monkey she is, Admin first thought of Arien stripping & just positioning a Christmas bow over his crotch...
[kieki]: kieki....is so fucking disturbed and amused by the thought of samaj and morgan playing with the mental image trading cards.
FyreflyzBlaze: Arien eyes Cricket. Excuse me while I try to decide whether or not I'm relieved...
[kieki]: d00d, naked arien with bow is like...brain enema of joy
[kieki]: Cricket heh heh heh.
FyreflyzBlaze: *snerks madly*